Okay. You all must do this immediately. Seriously.

Read and be enlightened.

Read as much as you can. If you are with someone read it aloud for maximum effect.

Since Chris had the first post in the new year I felt it was only fitting that the new image be "Chriscentric" Therefore I have dug this image up from our collective past and viola! Please post responsibly.

FIRST POST!

Our hero finally shows up around the 38 sec mark.