More shit from an asshole

I'll start off by stating that I hope that the title of this entry at least gets a couple hits from scat fans, who will in-turn, be very VERY disappointed.
I'd like to say that there will be some logical narrative to this entry, but if not, meh.

So lately I've been doing a little research (lots) into various conspiracy theories and just insane things our government has done. Why you might ask? Why not? Plus it's fun to see how much is real and how many are just plain goofy.

Lets start with one not many people might know about.

1.Big business hates the United states.

In 1933 6 rather powerful men tried to overthrow the American government and FDR and start a business run regime. Who, you might ask? Well the list consists of
The heads of.

Chase Bank

Goodyear

Standard Oil

The Dupont Family

Senator Prescot Bush (yes THAT Bush family)

They tried to hire Marine general Smedley Butler to lead the military against the then president and install a "fascist" (for lack of better term) regime.
Due to lack of foresight on the conspirators side, and research, Smedley was a supporter of FDR.
In the end they were brought before a congressional committee...and nothing happened. The Committee agreed that there was a plot, but nothing was done to said conspirators.
More fuel for anti Bush people (which at this point should be everyone).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot


Next on the hit list is a zinger from around the same time.

2.Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment
So, you're a poor black man living in the south. Not an uncommon occurrence during the 30's. Being patriotic you decide to help out when the government comes calling. Little do you know is this, they are going to either...

A.infect you with syphilis

B. withhold penicillin from you to continue their research on the effects of it upon your person

God bless the U.S.A.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_syphilis_experiment

3.Operation Snow White

I won't even try to do this service with my ham handed attempts to describe it.
Clear out your thetans...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Snow_White

4. Project MKULTRA

Arguably the grandaddy of all theories ( or at least the one that ties into a lot of the JFK, RFK, the Unabomber theories and many many more).

Basically it was thus.
The United States army was trying to develop cheap and easy mind control. What to use, what to use? I know! A shit ton of government made acid!
Yes boys and girls, he government fucked up A LOT of people on acid (and various other drugs, supposedly) to try and see if they could control their minds. Which, speaking from experience, is rather easy (except for the lack of concentration, laughing and/or fear).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKULTRA

OK scratch what I said about number 4.

4. The lizard people rule the earth

Long story short, every powerful person on earth (or at least within the American and British government) is a lizard person. A. FUCKING. LIZARD PERSON.
(directly from wiki)

"In 1999, Icke wrote and published The Biggest Secret: The Book that Will Change the World, in which he identified the extraterrestrial Prison Warders as reptilians from the constellation Draco.[25]They walk erect and appear to be human, living not only on the planets they come from, but also in caverns and tunnels under the earth. They have cross-bred with humans, which has created "hybrids" who are "possessed" by the full-blooded reptilians.[26] The reptiles' hybrid reptilian-human DNA allows them to change from reptilian to human form if they consume human blood. Icke has drawn parallels with the 1980s science-fiction series V, in which the earth is taken over by reptiloid aliens disguised as humans.
According to Icke, the reptilian group includes many prominent people and practically every world leader from Britain's late Queen Mother to George H.W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Harold Wilson, and Tony Blair. These people are either themselves reptilian, or work for the reptiles as what Icke calls slave-like victims of multiple personality disorder: "The Rothschilds, Rockefellers, the British royal family, and the ruling political and economic families of the U.S. and the rest of the world come from these SAME bloodlines. It is not because of snobbery, it is to hold as best they can a genetic structure — the reptilian-mammalian DNA combination which allows them to 'shape-shift'."[5]
In Tales From The Time Loop and other works, Icke states that most organized religions, especially Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, are Illuminati creations designed to divide and conquer the human race through endless conflicts. In a similar vein, Icke believes racial and ethnic divisions are an illusion promoted by the reptilians, and that racism fuels the Illuminati agenda."

I love the fact that he ties the illuinati into it as well.

The world is a horrible and scary place.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1133663868

As the above video will show you....