Tuesday, July 01, 2008

I was wondering if I could date yer pumpkin?

Alright, this is just gonna be a quickie, much like my sex life (cue drum roll and cymbal crash).

1. The Earth is screaming!!!

Apparently there is a very logical reason this is happening. Solar radiation hitting out magnetic something or the other, blah blah blah.
It's still kinda creepy to hear. Plus the dude doing the narration on this video is awesome.

http://www.space.com/php/video/player.php?video_id=080627-earth-sounds


2.The Earth has reason to scream!!!!

Leave it to switzerland to build the worlds largest atom smasher. Those wacky swiss and their chocolate, and peace, and potential to destroy the earth by creating a black hole when they switch this puppy on.

http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/promos/wirepicks/story/400382.html

P.S.-this is the "Atom Smasher" I thought of when I first read the headline

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Rothstein

3. A man from Earth wants the ladies to scream and show him their Genitals!!!!

I don't have enough words to describe how much I love this video...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8e5cf85a87

2 comments:

Chris said...

GAHHHH. i hope you read this before anyone else sees that you referred to the Swiss as 'Swedes'....who are from another country....one that starts with "Swede". make the change and delete this comment...before fankhauser finds out you've misidentified his 'people' with the hedonistic, allen wrench-loving, sauna nuts up north!

Fedor said...

Gimmie a break, I wrote most of it while drunk. Change noted and implimented...