Elivs shrugged OR 50,000,000 objectivism fans can't be wrong

So, I know I promised a review of there will be blood. Guess what? I don't have it yet.
Eat me.

Here's some stuff to entertain you in the meantime (like the Helmet song!)

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/interview-disaster-special.php

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/interview-disaster-special-2.php

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/interview-disaster-special-3.php

Long story short, interviews with porn stars, where things go horribly wrong. Amazing.

Symphony,.... Robot, Symphony.... do de do do do

Ok so in keeping with the growing tradition of simply re-posting articles from The Guardian here is the latest morsel. And might I say it's about time this happened.

ROBODUCTOR

"Hello Me—It's ME Again!"

Oh man. I just had to post this. Dave Mustaine as a coffee seller. This is almost as good as his appearance in "Some Kind of Monster" (skip ahead to the 1-minute mark to hear Dave's term of endearment for one lucky, shitty drummer). And yes...this is music-related. Kind of.

This movie gives me an errection

http://www.whysoserious.com/happytrails/trailer.htm

turntablaptopagus

Maybe there is no point in getting vinyl decks anymore. I don't know, I like spinning vinyl. But these freaking scientists keep coming up with crazy gear thereby making me want to purchase said gear. I mean seriously what the hell can you do when they keep inventing shit like

OTUS – Next Generation Digital DJ Controller

Oh if I only had a few million